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| Hey everyone. I guess that it would be unreasonable of me to expect that anyone still reads this. It has been more than two months. I'll give you a quick rundown so that you can catch up to what I have been up to. *clears throat* Here we go: (I'll give it to you in bullet form) -prom-graduation-grad party- choir tour-work-new computer- hangin out with friends. There we go. Now that we are all caught up, we can talk.
Work tonight blew. People never like to read the signs we have posted outside the restaraunt that correlate with our business hours. We close at 9pm. It never fails that between 7:45 and 8:30 the restaruant is completely dead. Then, when 8:58 rolls around, and most everything with closing the restaraunt is done, people come in a ask if we are still open. I have to say we are open through clenched teeth. Then I have to stay for an hour while they eat and yap, and then when the dumb bastards finally leave, I have to reclose the dining room. It pisses me off. Its rude. Go next door where we are open till 1am, go to the Mc Donalds drive through, go to Steak and Shake, or at least come earlier in the night when the cooks won't kill me for taking your order. When I work as a cook it doesn't matter as much becasue the kitchen is done at 9... no matter what, so that is sweet. These people steal an hour of my time. I want to get home or have free time, but they were too damn lazy to get off of their ass and go out to eat when normal people do. For revenge of stealing my time, I'm going to now lay down behind their car when they try to leave and take a nice nap, or maybe steal their keys while they are not looking and flush them down the toilet, so they spend hours looking for them.... so I got that going for me.... but anyways
You know what the most awkward part of any meal is? The last chicken wing. Everyone enjoys the bountiful scrumptious feast over good drinks, laughs, and lively conversation, until the basket dwindels to the last chicken wing. There it is... in its lightly fried and sauced glory- waiting to be eaten by the lucky man who takes the lunge to grab it, but suprisingly, noone jumps on it first. An awkward and silent lull comes over the sports bar table. The table, which was once home to lively and friendly conversation, has now become an invisble battle field that pits man vs. his own brother. It is a savage and ruthless process to decide who gets it. Noone wants to be the butthead that grabs it without asking, but you also dont want to snooze and lose this important greasy opportunity. The person who is the victor in this battle is the one who first asks... hey does anyone else want this? but everyone else has a deep pitted desire for the last wing. Out of politeness, everyone else says things like... Go ahead dude... Im full... I possibly cant eat another one, but you hate him. You hate the man who had the courage to stand and ask if he could have the last wing... Becasue now he gets it for the reason that you didn't have the cojones to ask. Only one exception to the first ask rule applies... the man who has eaten the least. As soon as someone asks for the last wing, the slowest eater is like... dude, I havent had as many as everyone else.... but noone pities him becasue he talked too much and didnt stuff his face enough. He gets it though becasue everyone else is a coward. Chicken wing eaters are cowards. Goodnight
Wow this was long. I hope you enjoyed it. I thought it was pretty good for my first one in a while
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| Hey everyone. I just got home from work a little while ago. It feels good to finally be making money. Im not too badly broke nemore, so its all good. Oh man, lemme tell you what : golden grahams are good. I have been so tired at school lately. Like everyday toward the end of the day, I start getting grumpy and dont feel like talkin to people. It makes me feel like an ass. So if anyone thinks im mad around 6th hour, ignore it lol I sitll love you.
I find myself thinking about stuff im going to miss about high school. It is mainly people because i am excited to leave, but high school was a pretty cool time. Im going to miss how small and personal highschool is. In college, i will truly be anumber, but o well. The parties make up for it. haha Im tired ... sorry this wasnt interesting.... eeesh this was bad... well goodnight | | |
| Hey everyone. um... whats goin on ?... I had a pretty sweet day. I worked after school. I now work at Villa Foratto in the valley. I really like it... Im sure you dont care.
I was so happy to see my name on the college banners in the commons today lol. It probably makes me sound like a giant tool, but I have been wating for that for 4 years. Its is really sweet to see im going to be moving on to something new.
Im going to Mizzou... I know... like everyone else... Im so damn sick of hearing people say that: " Wah, everyone goes to Mizzou"... Yeah oh well it is a good school and it is close, so suck it. There are 28,000 people that go there, Im sure ill meet new people. It is close enough so that I can come home if i want to, yet far enough away to where i have an excuse not to... It is beautiful. (I just realized i use elipses a lot...) lol SO BALLS.
I bought a Rolling Stones CD today. When someone asked what i was buying, I said a stones Cd. The person was like : "Wah, Everyone listens to the Stones"... so what ? they are good so why not enjoy it? I cant stand it, people think that you have to like the most obscure shitty bands to be cool or something... so suck it. I like the Stones i dont care. Sorry i dont like Enya... or the African Jungle sound effects Cd you bought of ebay. Something being customary doesnt mean it is bad. It is customary to eat... so does that make it uncool ( i thought not) I wanna apply this to something else: Hey Bobby, how was your bathroom break? O man it was good , but we are almost out of toilet paper.. Toilet paper? Everyone uses it... its so lame becasue everyone knows about it. I use my hands. and roads, everyone uses the same ones i drive through the woods and make my own becasue i want to prove i am different and cool.
It pisses me off, this whole non conformist bullshit. Everyone is already different, so why does it matter ? Humans are social creatures, and we have survived from the ages by conforming into societies and cities that protect us from the elements and predators. No need to be so different for no reason. O man, electricity? how lame is that ? billions of people use it... fags! Oh well i say conform lol. Stop thinking youre so cool becasue you have thought of something new, Im sure someone else out of 6 billion people has already thought of it in a better way rendering your idea useless. Im tired and Im rabbling and not making any sense... goodnight | | |
| Hey everyone.... If anyone still reads this lol... I havent posted for like a million years. The truth is, I have been busy as crap so I havent had much time. I enjoy doing nothing on my down time, and xanga coutns as something, so it always gets pushed back on the list. It is Saturday night, and I am doing nothing: nothing at all. I just got done cleaning the house for prom money because I am so broke lol. Cleaning sucks becasue I have no attention span at all. I start scrubbing something or cleaning the floor or something, and anything that looks more fun will distract me. I think I took a total of 4 guitar breaks and 5 TV breaks. I am lazy as crap at home, but when I work for real for money, I bust ass.... Im getting off subject even though there seems to be no subject at all, my xanga is about nothing... like Seinfeld... because I feel I dont have that much to offer anyone intellectually on an online journal. I'll face the facts: Im not the smartest guy, or that good of a writer or poet or story teller, so this basically has no point, right? But oh well If youre still reading youre in for a treat if something interesting or funny comes to mind.......... Damn. Sorry to dissapoint you. Oh well though, this is my first night in for a long time. I have to be up early to play at church anyway... yeah I'm cool.
You know what i absolutely love? Infomercials... they are so great. I love when they have to show how crappy and obsolete (did I spell that correctly? Oh well) the old way of doing something is... It will always go into black and white and show a really dumb clumbsy person with a fifth grade education messing up flipping an egg. I find it quite humerous becasue it will then come into color and show a much more attractive person using the new product and how sucessful and happy he or she is with it. Does anyone fall for that bullshit ? I want to meet one of the retards out there in America who is taken in by infomercial messages and hit them with an Ab roller, burn them with the perfect pancake pan, and cook them in the turbo cooker... All you have to do is: (pause) SET IT AND FORGET IT! Hooray! A rack of lamb in 2 hours! Pinch me! I must be in Heaven! A rack of lamb in 2 hours?.... and i get the flavor injector? HOLY SHIT! A $500 value and i get it for 15 easy payments of $19.95!
Infomercials.... how great ... well see ya later.... I bet you're glad and stuck with this entry... it started with me cleaning the house and then ended with me getting the Turbo Cooker... goodnight | | |
| Hello everyone... out in xanga land? I havent written in a few days lol. Im already slacking off. I have been so busy. Auditions, competitions, casual dates, lol. Tonight was cool. Stephanie K and i went on a casual date... which was awesome! We went to cooper's house and then to a movie. It was a good night.
O yeah ! Today we got first place in our winter drumline competition. So that was sweet. GOSH! I cant write what i wanna say when people r talkin to me online lol. I think im gonna do this by itself from now on. I always think of shit i wanna say , then my thoughts get interrupted. I have a reeally short attention span lol. Gah! lol. Whenever i want people to talk to me online, noone really talks haha. Then when im doin something, Im inundated with conversation. I suppose if this is the worst thing going on, Im doing pretty well.
I have been up and down with how happy i have been lately. Stuff that normally doesnt bother me is starting to get to me. I dont know why. I think im having mood swings and stuff and i dont know why. O well.... to any of you sorry if i have been pissy or nething. I didnt mean ne thing by it.
Im torn between this thing and my real journal i write in. These things are cool for some reasons, but then im neglecting my other one and vice versa..... and im not gonna repeat myself between the two .... that would be lame. My entire train of thought is now gone because someone couldnt sign off! YOU KNOW WHO U ARE! lol ( im kidding, but gosh you needed to quit while you were ahead) ( hooray for things 99% of people who read this dont know about lol)
Tomorrow... well tonight... I play at youth group. Then its off to mizzou for my auditon im worried sick about. I just gotta quit thinking about it. ..... .... Cheescake is good. I thought of two simple pleasures in life: The first one is when someone comes inside from cold weather and throws their coat on you. Youre warm becasue youre inside, but then the coat is cold, but warm from the air around it. I find it amazing, and it is a wonderful strange feeling.My parents always threw their coat on me when they came inside when i was a little kid. Its one of my favorite memories. I would look forward to them coming home, but also to the cold coat that awaited.... fond memory.... and another simple pleasure in life is a patch of open highway. Noone is around you at all at 70 miles per hour. A half mile ahead there is a whole quarrelsome group of cars fighting over the fastest lane, while the same is going on a half mile behind you, yet you still have that small part of the universe to yourself and your car. I find it special becasue all you need to do is keep your current speed to keep in the same good place. I find life to be that way sometimes... cool connection huh? well im done goodnight everyone. I love you lol | | |
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